Somewhere in Cumbria. Book This Hot Tub Cottage For Less

About Somewhere

Escape to a tranquil, luxurious retreat designed for two, nestled within the serene beauty of the Lake District. You'll find yourself in a single-storey cottage that promises an idyllic escape on an exclusive country estate.

Indulge in the comfort of a spacious private garden, where a relaxing hot tub awaits to help you unwind while soaking in the glorious views of the Swirl Crag, part of the Coniston Mountain Range.

This is the perfect setting for a romantic getaway or a peaceful solo adventure.

Enjoy the convenience of being within walking distance of the north-east shore of Coniston Water and just 1.5 miles from the village of Coniston, with its charming shops, pubs, and boating centre. Whether you seek relaxation or adventure, this cottage offers the perfect balance, complete with sumptuous furnishings and a cosy wood burner.

Designed to accommodate two guests, this cottage features a king-size bedroom, a well-appointed bathroom, and an open-plan living space that exudes contemporary elegance.

The inclusion of a hot tub adds a touch of indulgence to your stay, ensuring every moment is filled with relaxation and luxury.

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Need To Know

✔Downstairs bedroom
✔Downstairs bathroom
✔Complex of properties
✔Enclosed garden / patio
✔Open fire / wood burner
✔Hot tub
✔Internet access
✔Luxury
✔Romantic
✔Cottage
✔Does not allow pets

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Helpful Info To Get More From Your Stay

What do guests love about this accommodation?

Guests adored the cosy atmosphere of the cottage, enhanced by the log fire and the luxury of the hot tub. The stunning location, with its picturesque views and proximity to Lake Coniston, was highly praised. The well-equipped property, offering cleanliness and comfort, made for a perfect stay.

Getting there

To get to Somewhere, take the M6 motorway and exit towards the Lake District. Follow the signs to Coniston via the A591 and A593. Upon reaching Coniston, follow local signage to reach the property. The nearest train station is Windermere, from which you can take a bus or taxi to Coniston.

Nearby Essentials

During your stay, you'll have convenient access to a selection of nearby amenities, including some of the area's tastiest takeout options. Click any of the postcodes for a map along with handy driving instructions and the fastest route from your accommodation.

Service	Distance (miles)	Postcode
Pharmacy (1.5 miles)	Coniston Pharmacy	LA21 8HQ
Train station (6.3 miles)	Windermere Station	LA23 1AH
Pub (1.5 miles)	The Black Bull Inn	LA21 8DU
Dog walk	0.5 miles	Coniston Water East Shore
Supermarket (1.5 miles)	Co-op Food	LA21 8HJ
Indian takeaway (1.5 miles)	Sara's Indian	LA21 8ED
Chinese takeaway (1.5 miles)	Coniston Cantonese	LA21 8ED
Italian takeaway (5.7 miles)	Little Italy	LA22 0BU

For families with Kids

While the property is not suitable for infants or children, the surrounding area offers a wealth of activities for families. Nearby Coniston Water is perfect for a family day out with boating and watersports, and the village of Coniston has family-friendly eateries and walking trails suitable for all ages.

Is Somewhere A good location for couples?

This serene location is an idyllic destination for couples, offering a romantic setting with a private hot tub and cosy wood burner. Nearby, couples can enjoy romantic walks around Coniston Water or dine at intimate local restaurants. For a memorable day out, visit the charming village of Coniston or explore the scenic trails leading to the Old Man of Coniston.

Dining and Cafes

For a delightful dining experience, visit the Swallows & Amazons restaurant (015394 41303) just a short walk away. Alternatively, the Black Bull Inn (015394 41335) offers hearty pub fare 1.5 miles away in Coniston village.

Within walking distance of your cottage

A short walk away you'll find the picturesque village of Coniston, boasting local shops, cosy inns, and traditional pubs, all set against the backdrop of the stunning Lake District.

Quickfire FAQs

Does this accommodation have a hot tub?

Yes, the cottage boasts a sumptuous hot tub in the private garden, offering guests the perfect way to unwind and enjoy the picturesque views of the surrounding landscape.

Is this property pet-friendly?

No, pets are not permitted at this property. Guests looking for a pet-friendly accommodation will need to consider alternative options.

What is the check-in and check-out time for this property?

Guests can check in from 17:00 onwards, and the departure time is before 10:00, unless otherwise stated in the arrival details provided upon booking.

Is there parking available at the property?

Yes, there is off-road parking available for two cars, ensuring convenient access to the property during your stay.

How many people does the cottage sleep?

The cottage is designed to comfortably accommodate two guests, offering a king-size bedroom and a luxurious setting for a couple's retreat.

Are there shops and pubs nearby?

Yes, the village of Coniston, which features a variety of shops and pubs, is located just 1.5 miles from the cottage and can be reached via a scenic walk or a short drive.

Somewhere Reviews

Paul

Fell in love with with this little gem but needs some TLC, had an amazing week and hot tub was nice and relaxing after our long walks. Would I book again? Absolutely. Coniston is a beautiful place with some lovely pubs, nice food and youre surrounded by mountains, whats not to love. Book and enjoy xx

Andy

Beautiful cottage tastefully furnished and decorated. Good quality fitting and appliances. Great location. Hot tub is great addition

Paul

A beautifully appointed cottage, well equipped and we enjoyed the hot tub after our mountain runs. Its close to Coniston, close enough to walk. Only downside is we missed out on the beautiful views of Coniston water and it didnt feel entirely private.

Chris

Cottage is over-priced for what is provided. Photo of house is deceptive as it does not show an over-sized conifer which blocks most of the view of the mountains. There are only 4 books (one is a cook book), no activities/games and no local information. There is a general lack of storage space in the bedroom. Location is ideal for Coniston and centRead moreral Lake District. Hide

Lauren

Somewhere cottage was the perfect little escape for my boyfriend and I to spend the bank holiday weekend in the lakes. The property was super easy to locate and is correctly mapped on gmaps with easy access instructions from the owner. Once we arrived, the cottage was spotless with a very cute welcome gift. The kitchen has everything you would needRead more to cook up any meal and we loved spending the evenings soaking in the hot tub after hiking the many mountains close by. We would book again, thank u! Hide

Julie

A fabulous cottage in a great location. A relatively easy walk to the village. Surroundings meant cottage was extremely quiet & peaceful. Cottage itself was of high standard, had everything we needed for a comfortable stay. Hot tub definitely appreciated after long walks & achy legs. Highly recommended, thank you

Glenn

There wasn't loads of clothes storage. Might benefit from a set of drawers fitted in the wardrobe cupboard. The shower pressure was a little low so no power shower feeling in the mornings. These points didn't spoil our holiday. The hot tub was great, when it wasn't raining!! I thought the booking fee of 58 was excessive. I received several automateRead mored emails saying the same thing with no feeling that it came from a human. Where's the justification for paying that amount. Hide

Stephen

Lovely quiet location with views of the old man of coniston. Hottub is a nice addition. We found the bed to be very comfortable and the kitchen dinner is a relaxing area. Personally we found the bedroom. Lacking in storage, needs more drawers and make sure you bring your own clothes hangers as the wardrobe only has 7. We also felt the sofa was uncoRead moremfortable. These are just our personal reviews and other people have clearly been very happy. The bathroom is a good size. We would stay here again. Hide

Naomi

Small cramped bedroom with inadequate storage.

Mary

Great cottage ,very quiet and well situated .The hot tub is very well maintained and an added bonus. Nothing to complain about!

Catherine

Comfortable, clean and tidy cottage. The location is lovely with walks very close by. We really enjoyed the hot tub, lovely after a walk in the hills. The kitchen is well equipped and we cooked in most evenings. The cottage was cosy and warm-we loved coming in from the cold drizzle outside to the warmth of the underfloor heating.

Helen

Beautiful place, perfect location, very clean and well appointed. We had a fantastic week with walks, hot tubs and evenings in front of the log burner.

Martin

Very comfortable cottage, disappointed not decorated for Christmas, great location

Jim

We had such a cosy stay. The house is clean and really well kitted out - the log fire and hot tub were such a bonus. Lots to explore in the area.

Andrew

This was our second stay (first was back in 2017). It is cosy place, well-located for Coniston fells and Grizedale. Well-equipped and maintained. Hot tub is an absolute delight after a long day of walking. Highly recommended.

Julie

Somewhere is a beautiful cottage, and although remote, it is a fantastic location for anyone looking to get away from it all. Only 1.5 miles scenic walk to the centre of Coniston. Stunning views too. The cottage is done to a high standard and is well equipped. We would certainly recommend.

Tracy

The cottage was lovely,stunning scenery.Very peaceful with beautiful surroundings.Cottage was stunning inside and out Could have stayed there for a month,so relaxing.

Gary

This cottage was amazing. The location was just perfect. We spent a lot of time paddle boarding down at Lake Coniston just a few minutes walk away. Loved hiking up to Old man Coniston, views were unreal. We managed a cheeky pub crawl around the beautiful village. The hot tub was ideal for relaxing then sitting down infront of the log burner with a bottle of red. Loved every second spending our time here and would definitely come back. Highly recommended.

John

Just wanted to say loved everything about Somewhere the cottage was perfect.We did a good few fells and mountains so the hot tub was ideal after a long days trekking.Bit of a walk to the village but that didnt bother us.Would definitely stay again lovely week sorry to leave.

Chris

Lovely cottage within easy walking distance of the village. Spotless and well equipped and the hot tub was just perfect even if the weather wasnt.

Tim

We had a lovely week at Somewhere, fantastic location, so peaceful, everything we needed in the cottage, hot tub was brilliant, local area was alot quiter than the main lake district towns which was a nice change, plenty to do.

Simon

On opening the front door we were greeted with a warm and welcoming feeling, the kitchen area was beautifully set out had everything you need for a self catering holiday, sitting area was spacious and cosy around the log burner, the cottage had under floor heating and was more than enough to keep us warm. Bedroom is well portioned with plenty of dr awers and built in wardrobe, bathroom was opposite with shower over bath, lots of hot water for a relaxing bath. Plenty of windows to admire the view.

David

Lovely sized venue for a couple to take a break in. The property is well heated, the bed comfortable, the hottub relaxing (and suitably private) and situated in a nice quiet location to get out and about from.

Paul

The cottage was an absolute delight. Extremely well equipped and so cosy, we even had to turn the heating right down so we could use the log burner. We loved the location with it being away from the bustle of Coniston but close enough to walk to if you wanted. We would thoroughly recommend this cottage.

It's been lovely staying at Somewhere! The first time we came here was in 2012 and we've visited several times since. The last couple of years the cottage seemed to be getting a little bit worn down, but I think they fixed up a lot around it! The cottage was sparkling clean again and there even was a brand new Jacuzzi and couch. It was absolutely p erfect once again. It's definitely our favorite cottage to stay at in the entire UK. Loved it!

Kitty

A lovely little cottage in a fantastic location. The kitchen is well equipped and it is cosy. Great walks and rides from the door.

Jacky

Cottage was in a lovely position and had everything required for a comfortable stay. Hot tub we felt requires attention but owners manager did everything he could to rectify the problem and arranged a temporary tub

This is a truly glorious property in an excellent location. Everything you need for a very comfortable, well equipped stay. Hot tub and private garden much appreciated with the super weather we enjoyed. Walks from the door and from town centre - an easy 1.5 miles walk away. Good pubs, fine food at Swallows & Amazons restaurant, a 5 minute walk away on footpath opposite entrance, and tea shops, art galleries, museums all easily accessible by car or 505 bus. A marvellous way to spend a week.

neil

extremely clean and well equipped, also a great location with fantastic views. it was extremely hot weather when we stayed, but kept the blinds and curtains closed which helped. the hot tub was a blessing to cool down on a night. would definitely stay again...5 stars.

Sally

Very enjoyable stay, location good,

Steven

Lovely cottage. We found the location perfect for our needs. The kitchen was clean and well equipped. The hot tub was a bonus. All in all we had a lovely time.

Christine

This is a lovely, well-equipped cottage in a great location, remote and quiet which is exactly what we wanted, yet in walking distance to Coniston and the lake. The bed is very comfortable. The hot tub was great after a day of cycling, walking and sightseeing however be aware only one set of towels is provided for the week.

Karen

3rd - 10th June Had a wonderful week at Somewhere. Used the hot tub everyday after some great hikes. Had good dry weather. Had a couple of swims in our wetsuits in Coniston Water which is nearby, you can walk into town easily. Some breathtaking scenery on a 5 mile walk from the cottage up to grizedale forest and down to Brantwood House, 2 tea rooms en route! Would stay again, very peaceful. Take your own salt, pepper, oils, tea, coffee, sugar etc as nothing there. Good pub grub in the town!

Duncan

2nd year at this cottage so got to be right. Overall very good and more open in the local area as Covid lifts. Hot tub always a hit and used many times this time around. Caught the local bus to Keswick, nice adventure through the back roads and Hawkshead.

Josephine

Lake district cottage well placed and extremly well equipped

Kieron

The cottage is lovely and very clean, the little gifts are a nice Touch to, the hot tub is good to, we would stay again

Simon

Amazing. Really great cottage, well done modern, is perfect for a couple get away with a great location.

Andrew

We highly recommend this venue, it has everything you could wish for, a fully functional kitchen, log fire, extremely comfy bed, shower & bath and lets not forget the hot tub. Venue is very modern and well looked after. Great location and less than 5min drive from the village & some fantastic pubs/restaurants. Old Man Coniston mountain is also 5min s drive away and you can clearly see from the venue. Great value for money. You honestly wont be disappointed.

Steven

Fantastic cottage in a great location and we loved the jacuzzi!

Darren

Nice cosy cottage

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Attractions Near Somewhere

While there'll be plenty to keep you entertained an Somewhere itself, if you plan to get out and about and see some of what Cumbria has to offer, here are some of the nearby attractions you can enjoy during your stay. Please note that some of these activities and days out are paid and it's always a good idea to book in advance to secure your place where applicable.

Found a special day out near your cottage? Please let us know and we'll add it so that other visitors can enjoy it too!

Rydal Mount & Gardens - LA22 9LU

about 6 Miles

Rydal Mount & Gardens are wonderfully situated between Lake Windermere and Rydal Water offering breathtaking scenery. The home of William Wordsworth from 1813 - 1850 the grand home is now lived in by the poets descendents but parts of the house and grounds are open to the public. Why not take a guided tour and see the rooms where many of the famous poems were written. The gardens are beautiful at all times of the year but in the summer offer a spectacular display of colour. There is also a gallery and a tearoom. Discounts are available for group bookings.

Ullswater Steamers - CA11 0US

about 12 Miles

This is an award winning Lake District attraction and they have been operating cruisers on Lake Ullswater for over 150 years. There is no better way to explore the lakes than on water and you could even combine a cruise with a spectacular walk. For great days out in this region then this attraction is highly recommended and will appeal to couples as well as families. Corporate groups are also well catered for.

South Lakes Safari Zoo - LA12 0LU

about 14 Miles

This is an amazing Cumbria attraction well known locally as well as nationally for how close you can get to the animals. Described as the most interactive animal park in Europe it's well worth a visit if you are staying in the area. Open from April to end October some of the highlights are the tigers, penguins, bears, hippos and rhinos. At 2pm during certain seasons it's feeding time so don't forget to plan your day around this so you can watch the animals enjoying their feed. Look out for seasonal events such as Halloween Zoo Boo (free entry for kids in fancy dress) and The Magic of Christmas.

Lakeland Wildlife Oasis - LA6 1JH

about 16 Miles

Located in the Milnthorpe area of Cumbria we love this local attraction. With an eclectic mix of fascinating wildlife and hands on displays this centre is educational as well as fun. You can wander around at leisure admiring the exhibits which range from chameleons to computers. Some of the most threatened species are kept at the park as part if international breeding programmes. Check out their website for the latest opening times and admission costs which are great value for money. There are discounts for pre-booked parties of 12 or more.

Happy Mount Park - LA4 5AQ

about 21 Miles

Happy Mount Park has attractions for the whole family including several play areas, a miniature railway, crazy golf, putting green and trampolines, there is also a paddling pool where the little ones can splash around in the summer and a café where the adults can relax with a drink. During the summer months and especially during school holidays live music can often be enjoyed.

Lake District Wildlife Park - CA12 4RD

about 22 Miles

We love this day out in Cumbria where you're encouraged to "take a fresh look". Some of the amazing animals you will get to see include the only Canadian Lynx in the UK and you will have the opportunity to help their Lynx Conservation Project. The Asian Fishing Cat is also well worth a look - these cats are known for diving under the water and catching fish! Other activities include fantastic flying displays and play areas for the little ones...