Somewhere in Cumbria. Book This Hot Tub Cottage For Less

About Somewhere

Escape to a tranquil, luxurious retreat designed for two, nestled within the serene beauty of the Lake District. You'll find yourself in a single-storey cottage that promises an idyllic escape on an exclusive country estate.

Indulge in the comfort of a spacious private garden, where a relaxing hot tub awaits to help you unwind while soaking in the glorious views of the Swirl Crag, part of the Coniston Mountain Range.

This is the perfect setting for a romantic getaway or a peaceful solo adventure.

Enjoy the convenience of being within walking distance of the north-east shore of Coniston Water and just 1.5 miles from the village of Coniston, with its charming shops, pubs, and boating centre. Whether you seek relaxation or adventure, this cottage offers the perfect balance, complete with sumptuous furnishings and a cosy wood burner.

Designed to accommodate two guests, this cottage features a king-size bedroom, a well-appointed bathroom, and an open-plan living space that exudes contemporary elegance.

The inclusion of a hot tub adds a touch of indulgence to your stay, ensuring every moment is filled with relaxation and luxury.

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Need To Know

✓Bedrooms: 1
✓Bathrooms
✓5 Star Cottage
✓VB Rating
✓Downstairs Bedroom
✓Downstairs Bathroom
✓Complex of Properties
✓Enclosed Garden
✓Open Fire / Wood Burner
✓Hot Tub
✓Internet Access
✓Luxury Cottage
✓Ideal romantic getaway!
✓Towels Included
✓Arrival Time: 17:00pm
✓VB Awards
✓Acquisition
✓Include on Lakeland Cottage Company
✓Visit England
✓Dishwasher
✓Watchlist
✓Include on SC
✓Motivation for leaving
✓Oven with hob
✓TV

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Helpful Info To Get More From Your Stay

What do guests love about this accommodation?

The stunning location, with its picturesque views and proximity to Lake Coniston, was highly praised. The well-equipped property, offering cleanliness and comfort, made for a perfect stay.

Getting there

To get to Somewhere, take the M6 motorway and exit towards the Lake District. Follow the signs to Coniston via the A591 and A593. Upon reaching Coniston, follow local signage to reach the property. The nearest train station is Windermere, from which you can take a bus or taxi to Coniston.

Nearby Essentials

During your stay, you'll have convenient access to a selection of nearby amenities, including some of the area's tastiest takeout options. Click any of the postcodes for a map along with handy driving instructions and the fastest route from your accommodation.

Service	Distance (miles)	Postcode
Pharmacy (1.5 miles)	Coniston Pharmacy	LA21 8HQ
Train station (6.3 miles)	Windermere Station	LA23 1AH
Pub (1.5 miles)	The Black Bull Inn	LA21 8DU
Dog walk	0.5 miles	Coniston Water East Shore
Supermarket (1.5 miles)	Co-op Food	LA21 8HJ
Indian takeaway (1.5 miles)	Sara's Indian	LA21 8ED
Chinese takeaway (1.5 miles)	Coniston Cantonese	LA21 8ED
Italian takeaway (5.7 miles)	Little Italy	LA22 0BU

For families with Kids

While the property is not suitable for infants or children, the surrounding area offers a wealth of activities for families. Nearby Coniston Water is perfect for a family day out with boating and watersports, and the village of Coniston has family-friendly eateries and walking trails suitable for all ages.

Is Somewhere A good location for couples?

Nearby, couples can enjoy romantic walks around Coniston Water or dine at intimate local restaurants. For a memorable day out, visit the charming village of Coniston or explore the scenic trails leading to the Old Man of Coniston.

Dining and Cafes

For a delightful dining experience, visit the Swallows & Amazons restaurant (015394 41303) just a short walk away. Alternatively, the Black Bull Inn (015394 41335) offers hearty pub fare 1.5 miles away in Coniston village.

Within walking distance of your cottage

A short walk away you'll find the picturesque village of Coniston, boasting local shops, cosy inns, and traditional pubs, all set against the backdrop of the stunning Lake District.

Quickfire FAQs

Does this accommodation have a hot tub?

Yes, the cottage boasts a sumptuous hot tub in the private garden, offering guests the perfect way to unwind and enjoy the picturesque views of the surrounding landscape.

Is this property pet-friendly?

No, pets are not permitted at this property. Guests looking for a pet-friendly accommodation will need to consider alternative options.

What is the check-in and check-out time for this property?

Guests can check in from 17:00 onwards, and the departure time is before 10:00, unless otherwise stated in the arrival details provided upon booking.

Is there parking available at the property?

Yes, there is off-road parking available for two cars, ensuring convenient access to the property during your stay.

How many people does the cottage sleep?

The cottage is designed to comfortably accommodate two guests, offering a king-size bedroom and a luxurious setting for a couple's retreat.

Are there shops and pubs nearby?

Yes, the village of Coniston, which features a variety of shops and pubs, is located just 1.5 miles from the cottage and can be reached via a scenic walk or a short drive.

Somewhere Reviews

4.5

Average Rating

37%

5-Star Reviews

89%

Would Recommend

Review Summary

Guests consistently praise this Lake District cottage for its exceptional hot tub, peaceful location with mountain views and well-equipped facilities. The property is particularly appreciated for its quiet setting, proximity to Coniston and high standard of furnishings and cleanliness.

Most Mentioned Features

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Rating Distribution

Category Performance

Overall Cleanliness

4.7/5

Facilities

4.8/5

Overall Comfort

4.4/5

Overall Location

4.8/5

Somewhere Reviews Over Time

Key Insights & Analysis

🏆 Top Strengths

The hot tub receives outstanding praise in 85% of reviews, with guests describing it as "perfect," "brilliant," and "relaxing." The location earns a 4.8/5 rating for its peaceful setting with stunning mountain views and convenient access to Coniston village and Lake activities.

👥 Guest Profile

The property attracts couples seeking romantic retreats and peaceful escapes, particularly those interested in outdoor activities like hiking, fell walking and Lake District exploration. Many are repeat visitors who appreciate the tranquil setting and premium amenities for relaxation after active days.

🔧 Improvement Areas

Several guests mentioned limited storage space in the bedroom and bathroom, with some noting low shower pressure. One review highlighted that the garden area isn't entirely private and storage solutions could be enhanced throughout the property.

🎯 Unique Selling Points

Guests thought these were the most unique things about Somewhere: private hot tub with mountain views, peaceful location on exclusive country estate, proximity to Coniston Water for water sports, well-equipped kitchen with premium appliances, wood burner for cosy evenings.

Attractions Near Somewhere

While there'll be plenty to keep you entertained at Somewhere itself, if you plan to get out and about and see some of what Cumbria has to offer, here are some of the nearby attractions you can enjoy during your stay. Please note that some of these activities and days out are paid and it's always a good idea to book in advance to secure your place where applicable.

Found a special day out near your cottage? Please let us know and we'll add it so that other visitors can enjoy it too!

Rydal Mount & Gardens - LA22 9LU

about 6 Miles

Rydal Mount & Gardens are wonderfully situated between Lake Windermere and Rydal Water offering breathtaking scenery. The home of William Wordsworth from 1813 - 1850 the grand home is now lived in by the poets descendents but parts of the house and grounds are open to the public. Why not take a guided tour and see the rooms where many of the famous poems were written. The gardens are beautiful at all times of the year but in the summer offer a spectacular display of colour. There is also a gallery and a tearoom. Discounts are available for group bookings.

Ullswater Steamers - CA11 0US

about 12 Miles

This is an award winning Lake District attraction and they have been operating cruisers on Lake Ullswater for over 150 years. There is no better way to explore the lakes than on water and you could even combine a cruise with a spectacular walk. For great days out in this region then this attraction is highly recommended and will appeal to couples as well as families. Corporate groups are also well catered for.

South Lakes Safari Zoo - LA12 0LU

about 14 Miles

This is an amazing Cumbria attraction well known locally as well as nationally for how close you can get to the animals. Described as the most interactive animal park in Europe it's well worth a visit if you are staying in the area. Open from April to end October some of the highlights are the tigers, penguins, bears, hippos and rhinos. At 2pm during certain seasons it's feeding time so don't forget to plan your day around this so you can watch the animals enjoying their feed. Look out for seasonal events such as Halloween Zoo Boo (free entry for kids in fancy dress) and The Magic of Christmas.

Lakeland Wildlife Oasis - LA6 1JH

about 16 Miles

Located in the Milnthorpe area of Cumbria we love this local attraction. With an eclectic mix of fascinating wildlife and hands on displays this centre is educational as well as fun. You can wander around at leisure admiring the exhibits which range from chameleons to computers. Some of the most threatened species are kept at the park as part if international breeding programmes. Check out their website for the latest opening times and admission costs which are great value for money. There are discounts for pre-booked parties of 12 or more.

Happy Mount Park - LA4 5AQ

about 21 Miles

Happy Mount Park has attractions for the whole family including several play areas, a miniature railway, crazy golf, putting green and trampolines, there is also a paddling pool where the little ones can splash around in the summer and a café where the adults can relax with a drink. During the summer months and especially during school holidays live music can often be enjoyed.

Lake District Wildlife Park - CA12 4RD

about 22 Miles

We love this day out in Cumbria where you're encouraged to "take a fresh look". Some of the amazing animals you will get to see include the only Canadian Lynx in the UK and you will have the opportunity to help their Lynx Conservation Project. The Asian Fishing Cat is also well worth a look - these cats are known for diving under the water and catching fish! Other activities include fantastic flying displays and play areas for the little ones...